Alex: “Aphrodite must have made me because I love mama!”

Sara: “The garage door just opened and closed.”
Sara: “…I guess that’s what amounts to news these days.”

Alex: “Daddy’s going to get old and die first because he’s already 40.”

Alex: “What’s that word…exertaining?”
Sara: “…entertaining?”
Alex: “Yeah, entertaining! Entertaining me is more important than talking to Evelyn.”

We were on a Zoom meeting with 200+ young kids, and it was a madhouse, everybody talking at once. Total chaos. Finally, having had enough, the flustered moderator muted everybody…including the person who was supposed to be presenting. Into the sudden, total, deafening silence came the moderator’s crystal clear, “Shit!”