Ollie: “I couldn’t sleep because Evie kept asking me if I was awake.”
::Evie looks indignant::
Me: “Well, did you keep asking him if he was awake?”
Evie: “Not while he was asleep!”

Ollie, singing: “…Four calling birds, three French heads…”

Now THAT’S a Christmas carol…

Kid in Ollie’s class runs up to Sara: “We’re not made of chicken.”
Sara: “What?”
Kid: “Ollie said you said we were made from chickens. We’re not. We’re made of monkeys.”