Quote Monday shoulda asked Santa for hair

::I had been complaining about how badly I needed a haircut::
Evie: “Daddy, you must be so happy! You finally have hair!”

Sara: “Well, maybe daddy can braid it today.”
Me: “Whoa, hold on a minute now!”
Evie: “Daddy, it’s probably been a long time since you lost your hair, so you might have forgotten how.”

Evie: “I’m so excited about Christmas I could pee my pants” – this was from before Christmas obviously

Evie: “I can’t believe Uncle Nathan is going to be the President!”
Me: “Huh? I don’t think he’s going to be the President honey.”
Evie: “But he works in the government…”

Evie: “It’s dangerous to say I wish I was someone else right now, because everyone else has pinkeye.”

Surprising things about 2011

There are quite a few things that happened this year that if you told me a year ago were going to happen, I wouldn’t have believed you:

  • In 2011, we only bought 1 gallon of ice cream from the store. Even as I say it now, it seems crazy.
  • We made it the whole year with only one car.
  • We got rid of our tv. Technically we still have a tv, since we have a 13 incher with a broken VCR attached, but we gave away our “regular sized” tv. Aside from that being considered kind of crazy by the population at large, we specifically used to watch a *lot* of tv, once upon a time.
  • Sara ran a 5k, and if that wasn’t enough, followed it up with a 10k. A year ago this time, she wasn’t even seriously running yet, much less planning to run races.
  • We own ~24 acres of land. Even though we’d thought about buying some property for a long time, we weren’t sure if 3 acres was going to be too big for us. And here we are with > 23! Still seems kind of crazy.
  • In 2011, Sara drank only 1 can of pop (in February, in case you were wondering). It’s not that she was such a huge pop drinker, but for anyone in this day and age to only have 1 can of pop in a whole year is pretty impressive.
  • I learned to knit! This was a secret hobby because I was knitting a few Christmas presents (just washcloths, nothing fancy), but the thought definitely never crossed my mind a year ago. I’m not sure were it will go from here, but I would say I definitely enjoy it. And in case you are wondering, I have it on good authority that knitting is for men, and crocheting is for women.

It’s amazing how different your life can seem in just a year!

Board Game: Ticket to Ride

When you don’t have the time for Axis and Allies, and you don’t feel like exerting the mental stamina it takes to play Acquire, but you still want to play a great game, how about Ticket to Ride?

I should start by saying that the game I actually have is Ticket to Ride: Europe. So when I say Ticket to Ride, I really mean Ticket to Ride: Europe. However, I believe the two games are the same, but just with different maps. So everything I say probably applies to both.

Ticket to Ride is about building trains. You get secret destination cards, and the goal is to try to complete your destinations by connecting the two cities listed with a train line. The farther apart the cities are, the harder it is to connect them, the more points the destination card is worth (higher risk = higher reward). Of course there are wrinkles along the way, like tunnels and ferries across bodies of water.

This game is a *little* complicated, but not too bad. Once you get the hang of it, it’s a breeze. Also, you don’t really compete much against each other. Sure, someone might steal your route now and again, but usually you just build a train station to lease their line and move on. It’s certainly less player-to-player competitive than most games of this caliber. You’re more playing against the clock: seeing if you can complete all of your destinations before the game ends.

It’s hard to explain why this is fun exactly, but everybody we’ve introduce it to has enjoyed it. There’s a little bit of stress and worry over completing your destinations, there’s a little bit of strategy over choosing your routes, and there’s a little bit of friendly competition (especially when you get to flip up the cards on someone who’s trying to build a tunnel!). But there’s not *too much* of those things, so it keeps it fun.

So come on over and give it a try! You’ll definitely have a good time. Games take about an hour and a half.

A day in the life of being married to me

One of the kids needed a blanket picked up from the floor in the backseat of the car. Sara and I both reached back to get it at the same time, me with my right hand, her with her left. Our elbows bumped, so we both pulled our arms back to allow the other person to reach back. Seeing that the other person was not going to reach back, we both reached back again, bumping elbows a second time. We both pulled back, this time determined to wait and allow the other person to reach back. Eventually, I gave in first and reached back. This time we did not bump arms.

Me: “You know what we just did? Collision detection with random backoff. Like ethernet!”
Sara: “…”
Me: “If you knew what I was talking about, you’d totally agree.”

I’m telling you, they should use that like a story problem in textbooks. It’s the perfect example! Next time you use the Internet, think of my elbows.

Another Christmas, come and gone

Last year, Evie participated in a (semi) amateur Christmas play at the family Christmas party. This year she was very excited to be in a “real” Christmas play. She was hoping to be an angel, and she got her wish!

The angels had a relatively small role with one line to speak, but Evie practiced and practiced her part. She did very well, and had a great time! She already has plans on what parts she wants to play next year.

Christmas here was very nice, and relatively relaxing. Santa left me a replacement wedding ring, and gave Evie a present or two, including the only thing she asked him for: a long sleeve dress (easy enough!). He also gave Ollie a new water bottle that he is very excited about (he doesn’t have to share with his sister anymore). I think Evie’s favorite present is a set of paper dolls from Florence. I never in a million years would have guessed how much she likes them. She’s pretty much talks about them non-stop and wants to show them to everybody.

Santa left a few other gifts including a set of “tiffin” stacking lunch pails that were pretty exciting:

The best part of Christmas is that it just keeps going! After the main event, we still have a week long celebration of vacation, food, and more presents. We’ve already stayed up late a couple of nights snacking and playing board games. Sara and I are particularly looking forward to the new microwave shelf for the kitchen.


 Merry Christmas!