Alex: “Can you take off your glasses? I’m going to be on your head a lot.”
Person who doesn’t wish to be named: “The elephants were humongous! They were bigger than DAD!”
I mean, I know it’s hard to believe, but an elephant is actually *slightly* bigger than me.
Sara, walking outside: “There’s another Covid coin. It’s a penny. I’m leaving the pennies, but I’d get Covid for a dime.”