Me: “You’re not treating that very nice.”
Alex: “No, Ollie does this.”
Me: “Ollie does a lot of things, that doesn’t mean you should do them.”
Alex: “No, I’m just showing Ollie what he SHOULDN’T do!”

Alex: “Why is it silent?”
Me: “Sometimes it’s like that. I like it. I like it to be silent.”
Alex: “I don’t. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

This was before he was running in circles swinging a cowbell…

Evelyn: “Next is saint Lucia day, and then Christmas, and then your birthday!”
Alex: “Yeah… I’m still waiting to drive.”

Alex: “This crazy old thing is in my way again!”
Sara: “What crazy old thing?”
Alex: “Ollie.”