Me: “I seriously doubt [any of the parents of those kids] would have let them watch that.”
Evelyn: “If you think [the kids in my class] haven’t seen it, you don’t know kids these days!”
Me: “Did you know that Grandma Kathy is my mama?”
Alex: “And mama is MY mama!”
Ollie: “I like restaurants where they give you too much to eat.”
Alex, from the back seat of the car: “OMG I am going pee pee!”
I don’t know if there are more frightening words from a not-quite-two-year-old who is not wearing a diaper in the car than “OMG I am going pee pee!” Certainly gets your attention.
