::Ollie and Orlan playing soccer::
Ollie: “I’m only going at half speed because you’re not very good.”

Ollie: “I know how to float, but how do you sink?”
Evelyn: “Well, all of my air is in my head, and in my butt.”

Ollie: “What’s Oregon trail?”
Evelyn: “It’s a really old fashioned game. Liked mommy and daddy used to play.”

My co-worker, Drew: “Hey, I’m really proud of you!”
Me: “Oh yeah? Why’s that?”
Drew: “For knowing what email is, at your age!”