Ollie, in his sleep: “I like chess!!”

Fortunately (unfortunately?), he means the game, not the musical.

Evie: “Did you guys keep turning around to look at me?”
Me: “Yes.”
Evie: “Oh, okay. You were really far away and I could see a peach circle, but I didn’t know if it was your face or your bald spot.”

Sara: “Hold this spoon for one second.”
Me: “I am really resisting the urge to say, “one” and then drop it.”
Sara: “I totally thought you would do that!!”