Me: “Even I wouldn’t do that, and I’m the meanest daddy in the world.”
Ollie: “No! No! You’re not the meanest daddy!”
Ollie: “…I mean, you’re not the nicest daddy either, maybe the 4th best daddy.”
::I leave the room to go write down this quote::
Ollie: “I want to make daddy feel nice, since he’s nice to me.”
Sara: “Yeah.”
Ollie: “He’s not really the 4th best, he’s actually a little farther down.”

Evelyn: “You’re awesome.”
Me: “Well, thank you.”
Evelyn: “Well, that’s just my opinion; critics may disagree.”