Ollie: “I’m going to be a Pirate-Dancer-King-Maiden. Can you tie this on for me?”

Me: “You have glitter on your forehead.”
Evelyn: “I put it there.”
Evelyn: “There was glitter on the floor and I put my face in it.”

Ollie, running in: “I am really good at hearing interesting things in the other room!”

Ollie, after bedtime, screaming in terror: “Mommy! Mommy! There’s a shadow forming over me! Daddy come quick before I get hurt!”

 Children say terrifying things.