::Watching a Santa-Tracker App on Christmas Eve::
Sara: “How do you think it knows where Santa is?”
Evie: “Because it’s a smart phone.”

Me: “We’ll take a selfie.”
Evie: “Yeah!”
Sara: “Do you know what a selfie is?”
Evie: “Yeah.”
Sara: “It’s hard to be 7 and not know what a selfie is.”
Ollie: “It’s when you take a picture!”
Sara: “It’s hard to be 4 and not know what a selfie is.”

Me: “I don’t remember the dad’s name, but the dogs are Jabberwocky, Primrose, and Bean.”

Look, if more people named their kids “Jabberwocky”, maybe I could remember people’s names too.