Quote Monday is coming from the sewer (as usual)

Ollie: “When I was taking a shower, I was hollering down the drain so the people would hear voices coming out of the sewer.”
Me: “Oh yeah? And what were you saying?”
Ollie: “Just regular sewer stuff. Like, ‘Hey, I can’t sleep down here because all this pee pee and poo poo is touching me!’ And Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.”

::Ollie choking::
Me: “Ollie, are you okay?”
Ollie: “Something went down the wrong tube. So I took it out and put it down the right tube.”

Ollie: “Evie and I slept in the same bed. We snuggled. She told me to, even when I had a diaper full of pee pees.”

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