Quote Monday celebrates children

Sara: “Wow, look at all the clean dishes!”

She did, after all, lay on the floor while I was doing the dishes until it was time to press the buttons on the dishwasher. YOU’RE WELCOME.

::Neighbor is walking her dogs and stops to say hi::
Oliver, conversationally to Grandma: “Dogs eat children.”

Ollie: “Let’s call him ‘Uncle Stinky’, but we’ll just call him ‘Stinky’ for short.”

Oliver: “Why do we have to stop and get coffee?”
60-something stranger at the grocery store, crouching down and looking Ollie in the eye: “It’s so your mommy can smile when she sees you.”

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