“if the zombie apocalypse comes it will be hard pretending not to be excited” – RIGHT??
“genital guillotine” – No. Just…no.
“quotations on jock itch” – Nothing says inspirational quote like jock itch.
“ewok weight training” – As in, weight training programs for ewoks, or tossing those little buggers like medicine balls?
“wisconsin camping babes” – Clearly looking for a family reunion wrap-up.
“chemotherapy jokes knock knock” – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chemotherapy. Chemotherapy who? Cancer is not funny.
“gorilla,bacon, peanut butter and mustaches” – Possibly the new tagline of my blog.
“chainsaw licking” – Not a sport for the weak of heart.
“how to get crumbs out of teeth” – So you can master google, but not toothbrushing?
“tickling nala’s footpaws” – I swear that had to be Evie googling that
“moustache tied to train tracks” – Now that’s a hilarious prank!
“fort wayne ww2 hitler” – I think the connections are pretty obvious when you think about it.
“volcano pirate birthday party” – YES! Not sure what the connection is between volcanoes and pirates, but sign me up.