Sorry guys, a little short this week…

Ollie, pointing to heaven: “Remember when I was up there and I was tooting and it was all falling down on Mama and Evie?”
Me: “No, I don’t remember that.”
Ollie: “Well I do.”

Evie: “[Name Redacted] does a dance. I’m not sure if it’s polite.”
Me: “It’s probably not polite.”
Evie: “Well, I’m not sure if I can do it as well as him, but here it goes.”