Ollie in the middle of the night: “My heart says it’s time to wake up.”

Me: “Well, I love mama differently than I love you.”
Evie: “How is it different?”
Me: “Well, she’s an adult, so I can talk to her about different things than I can talk to you about.”
Evie: “Like, you can say potty words to her?”

I guess that’s marriage in a nutshell.

::Ollie rolling a one::
::Me rolling a six::
Me: “Hey, look at that! I won!”
Ollie: “I just one’d too! I “one” too!”

Ollie: “My pants have many pockets, just in case I’m an octopus.”