Evie: “Elizabeth is my favorite name in the whole world. I don’t think it’s the most beautiful name, but it’s my favorite.”
Me: “And what’s the most beautiful name?”
Evie: “Snowball.”

Ollie: “Let’s do something fun.”
Sara: “We could color.”
Ollie: “No, that’s not fun, that’s coloring. We could eat! That’s fun.”

::Ollie wearing a bungee cord like a belt::
Ollie: “This bungee cord is hurting my feelings.”
Me: “What feelings?”
Ollie, pointing to his hips: “Right here, and right here.”