Quote Monday has trouble being understood

Ollie: “When I’m older, I want to d&%i$@.”
Sara: “You want to drive?”
Ollie: “No, I want to d&%i$@.”
Sara: “You want to dive off the diving board like Evie?”
Ollie: “No, I want to d&%i$@!”
Sara: “You want to die?”
Ollie: “Yes! So spiders can eat me!”

Evie: “Who was the first person alive?”
Me: “Me.”
Evie: “No.”
Me: “Grandpa.”
Evie: “No.”
Me: “Grandpa’s grandpa.”
Evie: “No!”
Me: “Grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa.”
Evie: “…wait, which Grandpa?”

Ollie, singing: “It’s a not-hard life, for us. It’s a not-hard life, for us!”

Sara: “When Oliver was rolling down the hill? I peed a little.”

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