Evie: “I had to take charge of the grown-up who was supposed to take charge of us.” – If that’s not Evie in a nutshell, I don’t know what is!

Ollie: “Why did you do that?”
Me: “Why do you think?”
Ollie: “I don’t think.”

Me: “I know we don’t really get along all that much on a day to day basis, but I never regret marrying you.”
Sara: “That’s a quote.”
Me: “I’m trying to have a tender moment with you here!”

Evie: “Where do bugs go when they die?”

I think that depends on the bug. I’m sure there’s a special circle of hell reserved for centipedes. Anyway, this ended with my daughter singing “Lake of Fire“, so I was satisfied.