A portrait of the author as a young man

In the last picture, you will notice I am clutching a hot dog in my sleep. Every time they tried to take it from me, I would wake up and strenuously object, so they let me keep it. I guess you get away with all kinds of things when you’re little, because these days Sara objects if I try to snuggle with my pork chop.

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