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Aren’t they already married to the sea?

Being a sea captain is hard work and big responsibility. It doesn’t leave much time for dating. Sure, you could try those “other” dating sites, but why not go to the one site that specializes in your particular situation? Sea Captain Date.com

That’s right, now there’s a dating site for you my friends!

DATING CAN BE A STORMY SEA
That’s why we’re here for you. Since 2007, we’ve been helping lonely Sea Captains like you find their match.

With over three years of experience, it’s no surprise that SeaCaptainDate.com is the premier dating service for Sea Captains.

And

FIND YOUR FIRST MATE
Sea Captain Date is the only place for Sea Captains to connect with men and women who share a love of the ocean.

With thousands of Captains already online, SeaCaptainDate.com is the destination for romance on the seven seas!

I’ve been browsing through the personals, and I’ve noticed a few things:

  1. These guys are definitely Sea Captains. Look at them!
  2. Sea Captains sure love beards.
  3. Sea Captains’ personal ads are about as creepy as regular people’s personal ads.
  4. Where are all the pirates? I thought this site would be crawling with them. Is there a separate pirate captain dating site I should know about??

I guess pirates don’t really “date” so much as “carry off wenches”, but still, color me disappointed.

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2 responses

  1. HAHAHAHA

    Like

    April 7, 2012 at 11:53 am

  2. does this man look like the captain in sea captain date? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_PpPASM14

    Like

    June 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

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