Someone (I forget): “Where’d you get the recipe?”
Sara: I got it online. From the Amish.”

Evie:  “Your hair looks like bugs are crawling in it.” <– Oh snap!

Sara: “If you eat one tomato and two bites of broccoli, you can have some more bread.”
Evie: “What if I eat two tomatoes and one bite of broccoli?”
Sara: “That would be okay.”
Evie: “What if I eat three tomatoes and three bites of broccoli?”
Me: “You drive a hard bargain.”

Evie: “My brain hurts.”
Me: “Oh no, why does your brain hurt?”
Evie: “Long fingernails.”