Camping

Over the weekend we went camping and it was fantastic. Beautiful, perfect weather every day. We had lots of family, lots of guitar playing, some playing on the beach and some of the best, most creative food I have ever had camping.

In years past, we had one person buy all the food and everybody paid them. However, that puts entirely too much responsibility on one person, both to buy, plan, and transport all of the food, but it also makes them the defacto food master to make all the meals as well. So instead, we came up with a new scheme that I think makes a lot more sense. Every person is assigned one meal, to do with what they wish. We gave some suggestions so that people wouldn’t have overlapping meals, but other than that it was fair game. This worked out well for a few reasons. First, when people were divying up the money last year, it seemed like a lot of money for food. Now, they are spending the same amount of money, but it doesn’t seem like it. I don’t know if that made sense or not. Second, it forces everyone to do the work of at least one meal. Third, it is still a lot easier than planning food for yourself for the whole week. You only have to think about one meal, and once that’s out of the way, you’re off the hook. Finally, as a side effect of #3, because people only have to focus their energies on one meal, they can come up with some fantastic stuff.

Case in point, one morning for breakfast we had fresh doughnuts.

doughnuts

This was followed later for lunch by fresh french fries.

french fries

Both cases involved using a dutch oven as a deep fryer; loading it up with oil and heating that oil in the coals. The doughnuts were then rolled in either sugar or powdered sugar. Seriously, this was straight out of “Dutch Oven Cookin’ with Cee Dub“! To be able to eat food like that while camping was amazing. The doughnuts in particular were a big hit; we consumed 60 of them.

Most of the rest of the food was pretty standard, however, that wasn’t the only campfire food experiment. There was also an incident involving jiffy pop extended over the flames on the top of a shovel, with gloves to protect hands. The popcorn came out fine, but it didn’t work quite as well as the one actually cooked over the stove. I also used some brilliant pudgie pie makers that were double wide, enabling you to cook two at the same time.

As for Evie, she greatly improved her steering ability with the tricycle. She can at least keep it going in the direction she wants, although it is no straight line. We also had a lot of fun inventing games to play with the parachute. Evie enjoyed it the most, but I think the rest of the campers enjoyed it the second most. It’s not everyday you see grown adults whooping and hollering and skipping to their loo (oh yes, there is blackmail video).

We also hit up New Buffalo’s legendary restaurant Redamaks, something that I’ve longed to do for years after seeing countless billboards. The result? It was actually quite excellent. As Sara said, “I’ve never seen a menu with so much fried stuff.” It was a little strange with the paper plates and plastic silverware, but the food was exactly what I needed at that moment.

Finally, what would a camping trip be without some jowling? Jowling is when you shake your head back and forth with your lower jaw sort of hanging loose, and then have somebody snap a picture. This leaves your face in all sorts of weird positions, like you have a crooked face, or a palsy of some sort, or got punched by an invisible prize fighter. For example…

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Baby Smash

First off, happy Labor Day!

This post is for all you readers out there with young children. I know when Evie was younger, she would see us on the computer all the time, and want to participate. She spent a lot of time smashing on the keyboard and doing all sorts of interesting things I never even knew you could do with key shortcuts (in other words, she taught me a thing or two about computers).

It’s not that I minded her playing with the computer, it’s that I was worried about her messing things up on the computer. Enter BabySmash, a program for “baby proof computer fun”. Basically, it locks out the keyboard so that all those extra keystrokes don’t accidentally change your password or something. Instead, they bring up fun animations and sounds. So put it on and let them smash to their heart’s content. You can see a couple of demo videos on the website. Did I mention it’s free?

Oh ThinkGeek, what will you think of next?

I make no attempt to hide my love of ThinkGeek here on the blog. Every time I get the newsletter, there is always something cool to report. This month was no exception, giving us the amazing Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon. This is amazing, you can stockpile it up and it will last for 10 years. Well, it won’t last for 10 years, because you’ll eat it, but maybe in your hunger to get at the bacon you accidentally knock a can back behind the shelf or something and find it 9 years later…it’s still good! Why would you need to stockpile bacon? Well, for tactical purposes obviously (if you read the webpage closely, you’ll notice that they specifically mention the zombie apocalypse…I’m just saying)

But wait, there’s more! Special bonus ThinkGeek product, the Force Trainer. This thing blew my mind, basically you can train your Jedi skills in the use for the Force, like, for realz. You clamp this headgear on, which measures your brainwaves. Depending on how hard you’re concentrating, the ball will go up or down in the tube. I think this is probably as close as we are ever going to come to actual Force usage.

Yay ThinkGeek!

Now that’s what I call sushi

I like sushi, but a lot of people don’t. I think the main objection to it isn’t the taste or texture, it’s more the idea that you are eating something raw. So something that would probably help a lot of people get over the idea, would be some stunning, amazing bento boxes that would take your mind off what you were eating. Enter Anna the Red’s Bento Factory.

These are pictures of the bento (lunch) boxes that she makes for her child and I can’t tell you enough how awesome they are. The cool thing is, she includes complete instructions so you could technically do the same (well, maybe you could, I certainly couldn’t). The site is really amazing and well worth a look, but I will give you a couple of examples to wet your appetite (literally and also to check out the page):

Farm Bento

Nintendo Characters

Where the Wild Things Are

Where the Wild Things Are

(Hint, you can check out her flickr set and click on the cool ones, which link to her blog)

Business Ventures

I don’t remember where I heard about this, but I remember hearing about someone who came up with the concept of 3 legged underwear. The brilliance of the underwear is that you could wear it for 4 days by using the first two legs, then the second two legs, then flip the underwear inside out and repeat.

I wanted to know if this really existed or if it was something that we came up with in conversation, so that, if possible, I could quickly steal this brilliant idea and make millions of dollars. After poking around a little while, I came across a reference to it here, which pointed me to the Wall Street Journal. (You can find the article here, but you have to have an account to read the entire thing, which I don’t)

So, okay, no dice on that one, I guess someone has that out there already. Actually, he was smarter than me anyway, because he put the legs in a circle, rather than the straight line I was imagining, which allowed him to get a total of 6 days out of them. Kind of reminds me of that old SNL commercial for 3 legged jeans. I tried for hours to find a link to a video of that, but it proved too elusive.

Anyway, I might not be able to make my millions off of that, but we did have many hours of entertainment speculating on things like: what is the upper limit on the number of  legs you can add? Adding one leg (for a total of 4) gets you 8 days, adding two gets you 10, etc. but eventually you would have too much fabric in your pants. This sort of mathematical musing eventually led into story problems, such as, how many pairs of underwear and how many legs on that underwear would you need to make a trip of X number of days, or, if a man leaves on a train from New York at 6 p.m. with a 4 legged pair of underwear, what city will he need to do laundry in?

But back to the problem at hand, how am I going to become rich? Sara had a brilliant idea; travel sized Nicorette. The packs could be maybe 1 or 2 pieces, as opposed to the regular 100 pack, specifically to be sold by flight attendants on airplanes. They wouldn’t be able to print our money fast enough. Not to be outdone, I added several  more lines of business, such as movie theater concession stands. Those of you who haven’t spent time around heavy smokers don’t realize how hard it is for them to sit through movies. I have heard people say that they just don’t go to movies anymore because of this.

So look for “travel Nicorette”™©®, coming soon to a theater near you!