Ollie: “Grandma, grandma, dad can burp on command!”
Grandma Kathy: “Oh. Actually I can too. BURP”
Like mother, like son!
Sara: “Ollie, do you know what a toaster strudel is?”
Ollie: “No…but I know how to straddle a toaster.”
Ollie: “So, what’s a pasta strudel?”
<Looking at Velveeta>
Alex: “What’s that yellow stuff?”
It’s not cheese, buddy, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.