Ollie: “Grandma, grandma, dad can burp on command!”
Grandma Kathy: “Oh. Actually I can too. BURP”

Like mother, like son!

Sara: “Ollie, do you know what a toaster strudel is?”
Ollie: “No…but I know how to straddle a toaster.”
<Uproarious laughter>
Ollie: “So, what’s a pasta strudel?”

<Looking at Velveeta>
Alex: “What’s that yellow stuff?”

It’s not cheese, buddy, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.