Entire drama camp:
“🎵 Diarrhea, flowing river,
Cork it with a monkey liver! 🎵”
Can you tell the kids write their own lyrics??
Me: “We don’t go outside in our underwear! NOT EVEN to show someone a funny birthday card.”
This might not have been directed at the kid you are imagining.
Alex: “There was a bug in the bathroom! I got a piece of toilet paper but it disappeared.”
Me: “Oh no, what kind of bug was it? Was it a spider?”
Alex: “No…I think it was a scorpion.”
Alex, lying in bed: “I’m just feeling sad because I wish I could go back to all the days that have passed.”
That starts at 3 1/2????
Me: “I don’t know, two smores is a lot for a little guy…”
Alex: “But I’m not a little guy! I’m a 3 1/2 guy!”