Evelyn, with a sigh: “I was so young back then. I was like 8.”

Alex: “I’m so glad you put a shirt on.”

Ollie: “Dad, we were playing kickball and I had one of those…bam shibams? What do you call it? Where you hit everybody in?”
Me: “…a Grand Slam?”
Ollie: “YES!”

I move to immediately rename “Grand Slam” to “Bam Shibam”.