Quote Monday is deprived

Ollie: “[My teacher] has the best poop!”

I think no context is required there.

Me: “How about we go upstairs and get dressed?”
Alex: “How about, ‘no’?”

Me: “We’re going to take the train to downtown today!”
Alex: “Can I drive?”

Sara: “[Girl in Ollie’s class] is so tall!”
Ollie, wistfully: “I’m a little jealous of her, because her parents give her enough food to grow, but I barely have enough to keep from starving.”

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