The YMCA sent Ollie a postcard for this birthday which entitled him to a free shirt with the slogan “Be Better”.
Ollie: “But…how did they know I was bad yesterday?”

Evie: “Ollie keeps kicking me!”
Ollie: “I only kicked her on purpose one time!”

Evie: “Mama I was reading a book about children’s rights…”
Sara: “Oh boy.”
Evie. “It was very interesting.”