Me: “Sorry Evie, they don’t have it as an mp3 audiobook.”
Evie: “Wait, what’s a…cass-ette?”

Me: “They’re coming to take me away, he he, ho ho, ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in those clean white suits…”
Sara: “I had never heard that song before I met you.”
Me: “My mom used to sing it.”
Sara: “That is definitely a song I associate with your mom.”

Don’t we all.

Sara: “Evelyn, will you take the laundry out of the dryer?”
::Evelyn goes away, comes back::
Evelyn: “Two questions.  Can I keep the lint?  And what is it made of?”