Quote Monday has a hard life

Ollie: “What if you didn’t have a butt? You’d have a really hard life.”

Me: “Actually, there *are* rules in war. For example, you can’t use poisonous gas.”
Ollie: “What’s poisonous gas?”
Me: “Well, what does it sound like?”
Ollie: <fart noise>

Evelyn: “Okay! I’ve thought of a name for an invention, now I just need to think of the invention!”

They say it’s mostly marketing…

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