Sara: “That’s not really funny.”
Evie: “I didn’t think it was funny, either.”
Me: “Well, you have to be a dad to really enjoy all the funniest jokes.”
Ollie: “Well, I kind of thought it was funny, because I’m going to be a dad.”

Me: “You don’t have any long underwear that fits you anymore.”
Ollie: “Yeah, now my long underwear turned into just-right underwear, and my regular underwear turned into kinda-small underwear.”

::sitting quietly around the table::
Oliver: “I’m wearing double underwear!”