The kids are definitely looking forward to having a cousin on the way. And I am definitely looking forward to as many “I told you so”s as possible, as another member of my family finally has to go through the living hell wonderful miracle of raising kids.

I remember when Rachael and Matt would make fun of us for things like buying organic milk or eating dinner at the same time or falling asleep facedown on the floor at like 2 pm. I mean, I never thought I would do those things either, until I had kids (er, at least the first two). “When the kids are doing X, why don’t you just do Y,” my sister would say. “Well, we have a dog, so that’s basically the same as having a kid,” she’d say.

I

TOLD

YOU

SO

Looking forward to seeing how you guys change in the next few years…