Me: “You need to date someone long enough to know if they’re evil or not, before you marry them.”

See? Who said kids shouldn’t watch Frozen? #teachingmoment

Sara: “No more complaining!”
Ollie: “Okay. I’m just going to tell you about something I don’t like very much.”

::discussing a premature baby::
Ollie: “What was wrong with the baby?”
Sara: “Well, sometimes a baby is born too early.”
Ollie: “Like…in the time of the dinosaurs?”