One United States of America is the biggest unit of measure that Ollie can imagine. If something is enormously huge it is, “Bigger than the whole United States of America”. The line we’re standing in is, “the longest line in the whole United States of America.” And, of course, if he doesn’t get what he wants, Sara and I are the, “meanest parents in the whole United States of America!”

Ollie: “If you wanted to draw everything in the United States of America, first you’d have to SEE everything in the United States of America.”
Ollie: “…aaand you’d need a really big piece of paper.”

Ollie: “I want to eat everything in the whole United States of America! Except olives. And tamales.”

He’s got to draw the line somewhere.

Me: “I’m sorry I yelled at you earlier.”
Evie: “That’s okay, I’m used to it.”

Meanest parents in the whole United States of America.

We’re #1! We’re #1!