Ollie: “You’re wearing an Aaron Rodgers shirt.”
Me: “Yeah.”
Ollie: “Maybe Aaron Rodgers is wearing *your* shirt.”

That seems likely.

Evie: “It must be hard being a daddy.”
Me: “It is, but why do you say so?”
Evie: “Well, you have to think of all those jokes to teach your kids.”

That is truly the hardest part.

Evie: “1993?? That is SO OLD! That’s like…FOREVER!”

Ollie: “A knight should never cry.”
Me: “No?”
Ollie: “No, because they have metal armor. So if they cry, it might get rusty.”