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Quote Monday

Ollie: “What’s Pooh’s real name?”
Me: “Uh…”
Ollie: “I mean, what’s his name when he’s not just Pooh?”
Me: “…Winnie the Pooh?”
Ollie: “Yeeeees!”

::3 women  walk past us::
Ollie: “They’re genetic counselors!”
Me: “Why are they genetic counselors?”
Ollie: “Because they have curly hair.”

Thank god your hair doesn’t actually determine your profession, because I don’t have any.

Sara: “Did you feel the ground shake when that car went by?”
Ollie: “Does the ground shake when OUR car goes by?”

When all 4 cylinders are firing, you’re experiencing 1.5 liters of raw power, baby.

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