Ollie: “Can we have a snack?”
Me: “Not right this second.”
Ollie: “Can we have a snack?”
Me: “Not right this second, Ollie.”
Ollie: “Well, it’s a different second.”

Ollie: “I’m firsty.”
Me: “Firsty?”
Ollie: “No, fffffffirsty.”
Me: “Do you mean thhhhhirsty?”
Ollie: “I’m drinkful.”

Ollie: “Pigs have a manny bank.”

::Drinking smoothies::
Ollie: “Shiver me timbers, I’m cold!”

Now that’s a sign of a kid who’s raised right.