Quote Monday learns the proper way to parent

Ollie: “Sugar helps you not cry.”
Sara: “Who told you that?”
Ollie: “Grandma and Grandpa.”

Ollie: “I got a dime today.”
Me: “Oh yeah, where did you get that?”
Ollie: “Aunt Anna said she’d give me a dime if I let her take a nap.”

::Listening to Golden Slumbers by the Beatles::
Ollie: “Why don’t they sing it quieter, so the baby could fall asleep?”

Sara: “Don’t trim your nose hairs over the toothbrushes!”

Me: “I only had time for a White Russian or to work out for 7 minutes, but not both.”

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