Me: “Get some sleep, so your body can fight off those invaders.”
Evie: “Is Darth Vader one of them?”
Me: “No, I don’t think so.”
Evie: “Well, he is a vader.”

Sara: “What did you do at school today?”
Ollie: “Why do you always ask me what I do at school?”
Sara: “Because I love you.”
Ollie: “Well, I love you more than you love me, but I don’t ask you what you do at work.”

Me: “I don’t think you’d want to fight a lion. One time a lion roared at me and I turned into a little puddle of jelly.”
Ollie, rapt: “How did you get back to normal? Did you go through a machine that fixed you up?”

Evie, in regards to a class election: “Her thing to get elected was that she would make the world a better place, but I didn’t vote for her because I think the world is already a pretty good place.”