Me: “…and then you’ll REALLY be a big boy.”
Ollie: “And then after I’m a big boy, I’ll turn into a daddy.”
Me: “And what will you be after you’re a daddy?”
Ollie: “A grandpa.”
Me: “And what will you be after you’re a grandpa?”
Ollie: “A dead grandpa. And after that I’ll be a worm.”

Ollie: “When I’m dead, they might take my heart out through my mouth.”
::Me staring at him blankly::
Sara: “We had this talk about mummies…”

Sara: “I totally could go for another doughnut.”
Me, discretely holding up 4 fingers and glancing at the kids: “I can’t help but notice there is just the right amount.”
Sara indicating just us adults: “…for us each to have 2 more.”

Evie: “Kiffffck. Kifffffsa.”
Evie: “What does that word say?”
Me: “KFC.”