Ollie: “…and there was a dinosaur that was stinky.”
Me: “Stinky?”
Ollie: “Yes, a stinky dinosaur.”
Me: “Extinct?”
Ollie: “An ex-stinky dinosaur.”

Evie: “Ollie, I need those scissors, just for a second. I’ll give them back in a blink of an eye.”
::Ollie gives her the scissors and she starts cutting::
Evie: “Okay, I’ll tell you when to blink your eye.”

Me: “Would you love me more if I magically turned into Aaron Rodgers?”
Sara: “No.”
Me: “You’re the only one.”