::Evie and Ollie sharing a bed::
Evie: “Haaaay, you’re taking all the blankets!”
Ollie, whining: “Evie called me ‘Aaaaa’!”

::Evie walking out of the tent::
Sara: “Hey Evie, you have to zip the tent up!”
Evie, bursting into tears: “Why do I have to do everything?”

Teenager already? That sure went fast.

Me: “She said, ‘So-and-so told me I need to get over there.'”
Evie: “Is ‘so-and-so’ a common name?”