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Quote Monday likes what he likes (apparently, prostitutes)

::Trying to work on Ollie’s pronunciation of ‘L’::
Sara: “Ollie, do you Like Lasagna?”
Ollie: “Lasagna.”
Sara: “Ollie, do you Like Little girls?”
Ollie: “No, I like working girls.”

O_O

Me: “Evie, are you where I told you not to be?”

Evie: “No, not anymore!”

Evie: “If I went in the dunk tank, I would hold my nose.”
Ollie: “Well, when I looked in the dunk tank I didn’t hold my nose and it didn’t fall off.”

Ollie: “Mama, why does the dunk tank make your nose fall off?”

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