Evie: “Oliver, you can only touch it with your eyes.”
::Ollie lifting the book towards his face::
Evie: “Not like that!!”

Me: “Did you watch the washing machine going around and around?”
Ollie: “No. I watched the clothes going around.”

Me: “You keep your grubby paws off of it.”
Oliver, looking at his hands and turning them over in confusion: “I don’t have paws!”

Oliver, looking at the new load of dirt for the garden: “Whoah, the garden got really dirty!”