Quote Monday asks you not to notice

Ollie, noticing we live in a brick house: “Hey, we’re pigs!”

I guess he’s also never noticed the dirty dishes piled in the sink.

::Ollie flossing naked in the middle of a crowd of about 10 people::
Ollie: “This is *not* how mama flosses.”

::Ollie coming out of his room in the middle of the night::
Ollie: “I need bacon.”

Ollie: “Every time I sit down, Nala starts giving me a haircut.”

Me: “I don’t think I would lick a stranger.”
Sara: “Oh, I’m sure you’ve licked a stranger.”

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