Evie: “Nothing will be better than Wednesday.”
Sara: “Why is that?”
Evie: “Because Mama’s staying home, and we’re having my favorite supper.”
Sara: “But Daddy won’t be here on Wednesday.”
Evie: “That’s even better!”

Ollie: “My favorite holidays are Easter and New York.”

It took Sara and I a full 2 days to realize he may have been referring to New Years.

Evie: “You haven’t folded the laundry yet? You’re like the tortoise.”

::The pipe organ plays a tremendous solo::
Ollie: “Is someone playing the accordion?”