Evie: “It smells like Uncle Ben in here.”
…
Ollie: “Hey, I found a stinky diaper under the bed!”
Evie: “So THAT’S what I was smelling!”

Me: “Did you know that when I was little, I had blond hair just like Evie? What color is my hair now?”
Ollie: “Grey.”

Grandma S: “How old are you?”
Ollie: “Two and a half.”
Grandma S: “And how old will you be on your birthday?”
Ollie: “A teenager.”

Evie: “I can’t tell if I’m homesick, or carsick.”