Oliver, doing the normal excited two year old talking to a stranger stutter: “One…One…One…One…”
Man: “I think he’s trying to speak to me in binary.”

Ollie: “You and Mama were coughing and coughing.”
Me: “Oh yeah? When was this?”
Ollie: “It was on April, 2nd.”

Me: “…and when we get home we can all take a nap.”
Evie: “You can’t take a nap, daddy!”
Me: “Why not?”
Evie: “There’s dishes probably.”

Evie: “I want to see how much I weigh. Four ten.”
Me: “Four hundred and ten pounds? You weigh more than me!”
Evie: “Well, I am wearing my clothes…”