Quote Monday has an appetite

Sara: “What do you want for Christmas? You can ask Santa for anything you want.”
Ollie: “Cake.”

Sara: “What was the best part about going to the restaurant?”
Ollie: “Eating.”
Sara: “What was the best part about eating?”
Ollie: “The mustard.”

Sara: “[Nala] is like, I am old, I don’t care anymore. I am going to bite the people I don’t like, and steal the milk from the children.”

::Man panhandling with a McDonald’s cup::
Evie: “I guess that man didn’t even have enough money to buy cardboard to make a sign!”

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