Quote Monday follows the law

Me: “2001? You weren’t even alive in 2001.”
Evie: “Was Jesus still alive in 2001?”

Sara: “Who said you had to eat your lunch before you could eat your cake?”
Evie, scandalized: “Mama, it’s the law.”

::On Halloween::
Evie: “Mama, I can’t eat the rest of this candy bar. I need something healthy to eat.”
::Evie goes and gets some grape Nerds::

Me: “Whoa, this is a scary picture.”
Evie: “Why?”
Me: “She has a knife in her hand!”
Evie: “Oh, I thought it was a carrot.”

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